Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children — despite the fact that they are 25, 21, and 18. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, “Withered Debutante.” More of her work can also be found in the anthology, “Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts”, the compilation zine, “Mamaphiles III: Coming Home”, as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, “Inside A Chinese Dragon.” She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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I love you!!!!!! U make me laugh everytime I read your stuff!!!!!
Xoxo-Mara
RIGHT BACK ATCHA, little sister! you are a BRILLIANT actress and comedienne and you make me SCREAM with belly laughter. i CANNOT WAIT to work with you again, miss mara.
peace out MOTHERFUCKER!
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love you lots and lots –
xoxo
How cool! I actually like the smell of asparagus pee, too!
Muffmistress! Breakfast at Dish Wednesday, what do you have to say about THAT?? Let me know, i’m itching for some good Eggs Benedict like only Dish knows and Becky won’t go with me cos she sleeps in too late.
Glad to see you have found what makes you happy!
I have, sir — and I hope with all my heart that you have, as well! It’s wonderful to hear from you — I knew in a second it was you once I saw that uniquely fucking singular email address from out of the mists of time. HA! god, i hope your life is STUPIDLY happy and filled with bliss — nobody deserves it more. with love. xoxo