About

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children — despite the fact that they are 26, 22, and 19. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, yet remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. Ms. Bolding has the heart of a whore, the mouth of a Teamster, and is obsessed with black dresses, vintage brooches, “Valley of the Dolls”, and her chihuahua, Pearlie Mae. She lives in Los Angeles, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she publishes the zine, “Withered Debutante.” She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a memoir entitled, “Inside A Chinese Dragon.” She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

6 Responses to About

  1. Mara (Epiphany Jones) Hall says:

    I love you!!!!!! U make me laugh everytime I read your stuff!!!!!

    Xoxo-Mara

    • muffybolding says:

      RIGHT BACK ATCHA, little sister! you are a BRILLIANT actress and comedienne and you make me SCREAM with belly laughter. i CANNOT WAIT to work with you again, miss mara.

      peace out MOTHERFUCKER!

      =:o]

      love you lots and lots —
      xoxo

  2. Alex says:

    How cool! I actually like the smell of asparagus pee, too! :D

  3. chuck says:

    Muffmistress! Breakfast at Dish Wednesday, what do you have to say about THAT?? Let me know, i’m itching for some good Eggs Benedict like only Dish knows and Becky won’t go with me cos she sleeps in too late.

  4. Richard says:

    Glad to see you have found what makes you happy!

    • muffybolding says:

      I have, sir — and I hope with all my heart that you have, as well! It’s wonderful to hear from you — I knew in a second it was you once I saw that uniquely fucking singular email address from out of the mists of time. HA! god, i hope your life is STUPIDLY happy and filled with bliss — nobody deserves it more. with love. xoxo

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