Author Archives: muffybolding
“Father of mine Tell me how do you sleep With the children you abandoned And the wife I saw you beat I will never be safe I will never be sane I will always be weird inside I will always … Continue reading
“I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I’ll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and… walk in and see … Continue reading
Who’s got the FIERCEST, FUNNIEST, most FABULOUS baby in the whole gottdamned world? MAMA DO. #itwasthisbabythatmademeamama #myfirstdollwasnamedbetsywetsymyfirstREALDOLLwasnamedbetsy #herheartshineslikeherhair #sheisthesun #whatagirl #proudmama #iloveherwithallthatiam #sweetbettysue #WERQ
Knitter PLEASE. We broads are SO DUE. LET’S DO THIS THING, BIOTECHS. #girlstothefront #ovariesintheovaloffice2016
NO FEAR, MUTHAFUCKAS.
“Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of … Continue reading
You goddamned right. You do NOT trifle with Women of a Certain Age because, Honey, we’ve SEEN IT ALL, DONE IT ALL, TURNT IT ALL, and BURNT IT ALL…and we FLAT JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK. Every morning, Old Broads … Continue reading
If I have ONE mantra by which I live and write and move through this world…it is this: It is never TOO SOON and it is never TOO MUCH. NEVER.
THIS: “I’m sometimes asked when will there be enough [women on the supreme court]. And I say, ‘When there are nine.’ People are shocked. But there’d been nine men, and nobody’s ever raised a question about that.” — The ULTIMATE … Continue reading
Ol’ Dr. Laura just posted a picture of her BUTCH new muscle car, a 2012 Dodge Challenger. Mother of God…HOW MUCH PUSSY CAN ONE WOMAN EAT?