Author Archives: muffybolding
For me, the most interesting thing about Jewel is that she always looks like she’s got a mouth full of popcorn — and coming from the trashy, working class myself, I can totally respect a broad with fucked-up teeth. Christ, … Continue reading
Now that I am back quick jump strut into the thick of it, I have a fast query for all my writer/author/penner/pecker/typer/scrawler/wordsmith friends out there in The Great Somewhere: Tell me true…where do you do it? Myself…I like to write … Continue reading
I am spending this gorgeous Los Angeles day raking lizards off the trees and building complicated constructions out of forks and knives.
“The very things that hold you down are going to lift you up.” – Walt Disney’s, “Dumbo” Now that the holidays are done and once again lovingly stowed away in their special red and green plastic bins in … Continue reading
DEAD FUCKING ON.
Also, THIS. DEAD ON. All these 19 year old college students marching into the administration office and demanding trigger warnings in a class studying Classical Greek Mythology because there is a TWO THOUSAND YEAR OLD FAIRYTALE SWAN RAPE in the … Continue reading
Adorable Muff Fact #559: With my beloved kin of origin…when there is a serious family emergency and a push is made to mobilize help and support amongst the nearly dozen siblings…the first question is NOT is anybody in town or … Continue reading
Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind, 1896 by Jean-Léon Gérôme
Me and my most favorite person in the whole wide world…at my most favorite place in the whole wide world. #disneyland #myonetruelove #luckyslut
I ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE…with ALL my heart. DO IT.