Author Archives: muffybolding
My BRILLIANT, BEAUTIFUL sisters — Miss Nadya Ginsburg and Miss Selene Luna. I LOVE THESE BROADS WITH ALL MY FAT, BLACK HEART. There are MANY Framilies in the world…but, goddamnit, THIS ONE is MINE. #framily #realfuckinladies #TRESFIERCEBITCHES
Mmm-hmm. Thas right, you dumb triflin’ muthafuckas.
And, while we’re on the subject of GIRL POWER.
Inane Muff Universal Observation #722: When you have cherished married friends who are separated…there is one surefire way to definitively know that either one or the other has officially lawyered up and filed for divorce: SOMEBODY’S FACEBOOK SUDDENLY and INEXPLICABLY … Continue reading
If there is ONE THING that bewilders and confounds me, it is women who will occasionally do what I call, “Bumping Up Against Me” — a quick cultural coup-count/test joust to see if I will compete with them for Queen … Continue reading
After randomly reading about her whilst still a teenager growing up in Fresno, California…looking back now, from the perch of A Certain Age, I can say with all certainty: SHE CHANGED MY FUCKING LIFE. Because of Miss Diana Vreeland, I … Continue reading
“If you’re in it to win it…you just gotta stick with it. Through the good times AND through the bad times.” To enter this shitty, shifty, glittering arena and do battle with the most clever, creative, beautiful, talented, ambitious people … Continue reading
Yeah, you goddamned right I fight like a girl. You got a fuckin’ problem with that? ‘Cause we could, like, you know…step outside and discuss it.
I was tagged by my FABULOUS friend and colleague — the BRILLIANT writer and actress, Miss Erin Chandler — to list several random facts about myself (I did 17! My favorite number! Do however many you want!)…and to then nominate … Continue reading
“Oh, sweet mystery of life…at last I’ve found you!”