Author Archives: muffybolding
Knitter PLEASE. ALL Y’ALL whiners need to SHUT THE FUCK UP with your slippers, flyswatters, spatulas, and spoons. You see, the humble wooden spoon was what I used to get from my MOTHER. Conversely, this groovy, vintage, 1960s leather number, … Continue reading
I cannot believe I get to spend my life with this adorable, adventurous, brilliant, kind, extraordinary boy. Talk about your DUMB LUCKY SLUT. Me and the Babies miss you, Sir! Hurry home to us! Be safe! We love you! #cutepiglet … Continue reading
HOLDING FAST. #mybagineissweltering #thejeannateisonice #timeforacooterspritzandagranplieoverafloorfan #prayforme
Two of the greatest loves of my life: Miss Pearl and Miss Vivian. They are my Sun…they are my Moon. They are my delight…they are my joy. They are my endless entertainment. They are my CONSTANT FAMILIARS…the secret source of … Continue reading
For some occasions…there simply ARE no words. #missviv
Don’t mind me. Just currently ordering this delightful t-shirt for myself, my 10 siblings, all three of my children, my VAST legions of nieces and nephews and cousins, and EVERY GOTTDAMNED KID RAISED IN AN ETHNIC HOUSEHOLD. I only had … Continue reading
This is the VERY essence of the meaning of life here on earth…distilled into a lovely little word biscuit. A communion wafer of truth. ALL things must pass. The only thing that lives on forever…is love.