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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

brelly

Posted on May 17, 2013

Attention All Desperate Frantic Grasping-At-Straws Logic-Challenged Truth-Denying Dumbfuck Racist Fascist Patriot Pricks: Hillary is going to KICK YOUR ROTTEN HEADS IN IN 2016. It is a MATHEMATICAL CERTAINTY. There is NOTHING YOU CAN DO, NO EMAIL YOU CAN ALTER, and … Continue reading →

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hail

Posted on May 17, 2013

This whole latest Right Wing UMBRELLAGATE horseshit reminds of a few years back when I received an email from some Dangerously Imbalanced Fascist Family Members of mine back in Fresno…in which they had forwarded a photograph of Barack Obama with … Continue reading →

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gould’s gold

Posted on May 16, 2013

“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweat shops.” – American paleontologist and evolutionary biologist, Stephen … Continue reading →

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requiescat in pace, bonnie

Posted on May 14, 2013

I am so sad. Today the world has lost an extraordinary woman, wife, mother, grandmother, mother-in-law, and friend — and one of the most wise, decent, kind, generous, gentle, thoughtful, gracious human beings I have ever had the distinct privilege … Continue reading →

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annie

Posted on May 14, 2013

“If we value what we’ve inherited for free — from other women — surely it’s right morally and ethically for us to wake up and say, ‘I’m a feminist. ‘” – Annie Lennox

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poop

Posted on May 13, 2013

Though you might find it a rather surprising fact about a SHAMELESS OLD TART like myself, there are, in fact, only two places on the planet where I can comfortably poop away from home: 1) At my writing partner, Doug’s, … Continue reading →

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terra bagina

Posted on May 13, 2013

Good afternoon, Mein Delightful Poppets! I have a small, but meaningful, query and thought I’d start here first — amongst my own fierce, degenerate pipples — before going the standard route. Though I already have BRILLIANT management for the film … Continue reading →

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betty sue

Posted on May 13, 2013

In honor of Mother’s Day…a photo of the beautiful, luminous, fierce, fabulous, purple girl who made me a Mama all those many years ago. I love you, Betty Sue!

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lolli

Posted on May 13, 2013

In a perfect goddamned world…ALL LOLLIPOPS WOULD BE RED.

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happy mother’s day

Posted on May 13, 2013

I will never KNOW anyone more important. I will never WRITE anything more important. I will never THINK anything more important. I will never CREATE anything more important. I will never DO anything more important. NOTHING is more important than … Continue reading →

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