Author Archives: muffybolding
“Won’t You Be My Neighbor?” Days Honor Children’s Television Icon “(Pittsburgh) – In honor of what would have been Mister Rogers’ 80th birthday on March 20, Mr. McFeely — aka David Newell, the public relations director for Family Communications, Inc. … Continue reading
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE. It has been SEVENTY YEARS this month since this EXTRAORDINARY young woman left this world a much richer place by having honestly chronicled her short, gorgeous, tragic life while she was here. She only got 15 years — but … Continue reading
Inane Muff Fact #7268: Two of our three children, both girls — Betsy and Annie — were conceived, four years apart, within the cozy, twee, charming, faux-snow-covered walls of this Swiss Chalet-themed motel in Anaheim, California…just mere steps from THE … Continue reading
You know, I don’t like to think of myself as a KINGSLAYER. I prefer the term “FIRST-CITIZEN STABMASTER.” I believe very fervently in community-building, so let’s all come together, Mein Poppets. ALL ARE WELCOME to take a stab at it. … Continue reading
My BRILLIANT, BEAUTIFUL sisters — Miss Nadya Ginsburg and Miss Selene Luna. I LOVE THESE BROADS WITH ALL MY FAT, BLACK HEART. There are MANY Framilies in the world…but, goddamnit, THIS ONE is MINE. #framily #realfuckinladies #TRESFIERCEBITCHES
Mmm-hmm. Thas right, you dumb triflin’ muthafuckas.
And, while we’re on the subject of GIRL POWER.
Inane Muff Universal Observation #722: When you have cherished married friends who are separated…there is one surefire way to definitively know that either one or the other has officially lawyered up and filed for divorce: SOMEBODY’S FACEBOOK SUDDENLY and INEXPLICABLY … Continue reading
If there is ONE THING that bewilders and confounds me, it is women who will occasionally do what I call, “Bumping Up Against Me” — a quick cultural coup-count/test joust to see if I will compete with them for Queen … Continue reading