I am SO EXCITED right now that I could honestly piss in my 100% white cotton Target Granny Panties. Tonight? GUSBAND (Gay Husband)/SLUSBAND (Straight Lady Husband) Date Night with MY TWO TRUE LOVE! DELICIOUS vegan dinner and a dance show and HEAVY PETTING UNDER PROTEST and PSYCHOLOGICAL DURESS afterward. I shall let YOU guess which traumatized, tormented party is putting up the fight.