I was just having a delightful conversation with a treasured old friend about what makes truly beautiful offspring — her own GORGEOUS, BUTTERY BABES are half Anglo, half Cuban…and mine are (taking a DEEEEEP breath in preparation for this ancestral travesty) Sicilian, English, Irish, Scottish, German, Greek, Spanish, Mexican, Filipino, and, as we have most recently discovered, SEPHARDIC JEWISH!
The humble bitch then joked that, well, it was her husband who donated the Cubano batter to the recipe — and I reminded her that it is, in fact, the FUCKING MIX ITSELF that makes the magic happen. Certainly for my children, it has genetically served them well that their randy ancestors liked to fuck.
Of different people.
As their HARDLY IMPARTIAL MOTHER, I would argue that it’s specifically their MONGREL QUALITY that makes them luminous.
POUND-PUPPY PULCHRITUDE RULES!