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You know, I might very well be a NO-TALENT MEATHOOK when it comes to the most basic of life skills (Sweet Jesus. Do NOT axe my fatass to balance your checkbook or organize the flowers or catering for your wedding. Trust me, I will try MY VERY BEST to do you proud…but, YOU WILL BE FUCKING SORRY)…HOWEVER, what I DO do with SHIMMERING, EXCEPTIONAL, EXUBERANT APLOMB is this:
I make FIERCE, BEAUTIFUL, KIND BABIES, BITCHES.
#iloveyoubettysue
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