sweet jesus, i CANNOT BELIEVE i’m going here

oh…but i am.

the lovely miss rhonda has inspired me with a very…shall we say, in-depth, internal, past revelation about herself and a quite marvelously-shaped bottle of love’s baby soft cologne (my absolute fave scent, by the way; the cologne, not the muff which enjoyed it)

=;-)

which, of course, got me to pondering the following meme.

which, of course, WOULD ONLY, COULD ONLY be wrought forth from the sick mind and wicked hand of some twisted, perverse, audacious, godless, scandalous, completely shameless bitchhawg like myself.

so, here it is, ladies — leave your secrets and your dignity at the door, and answer the following tender question:

what is the strangest thing you have ever had in your muff?

ps) and just to “get a leg up” on all you oh, so honest mamas — and to get the ball rollin’ and the humiliation crackin’…i’ll start:

http://www.bigredtoybox.com/articles/stretchindex.shtml

BELIEVE IT.

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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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