the perfect song

About 7 or 8 years ago, I read a really fascinating article in Rolling Stone that polled something like 500 musicians from all walks of life — including the likes of Sting, Bono, Bruce Springsteen, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Elvis Costello, et al — and asked them the following question:

All things considered, in your opinion, what is the most perfect rock song ever written and performed?

Of course, when you have that many diverse voices and musical backgrounds chiming in with their opinions, you are going to end up with just as many unique and varied answers — and they did. However, all things being considered and personal taste aside, there simply does exist a strata of sublime art that just fucking transcends all else — as evidenced by the answer I read that was most often uttered, over and over and over again, from the mouths of what can only be described as the musical deities of our time.

But before I tell you, I feel compelled to add…that I wholeheartedly concur with them — and would like to ask you what you consider to be the most perfect rock song ever written and performed.

Dig deep…and let ‘er rip, kids.

Oh…and their overwhelming choice? With its message of almost sacred devotion and its perfect, otherworldy, empyrean harmonies, it obviously resonates with the most ancient part of our brains — that part that fully acknowledges what it is that compells us as human beings, and why we are here in the first place:

God Only Knows
by The Beach Boys

I may not always love you
But long as there are stars above you
You never need to doubt it
I’ll make you so sure about it
God only knows what I’d be without you

If you should ever leave me
Though life would still go on, believe me
The world could show nothing to me
So what good would livin’ do me
God only knows what I’d be without you

God only knows what I’d be without you

(repeat verse 2)

If you should ever leave me
Though life would still go on, believe me
The world could show nothing to me
So what good would livin’ do me

God only knows what I’d be without you

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Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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