brilliance

How odd is it when you discover that someone you “know” — someone whom you have “known” for some time…is a fucking genius? And you had absolutely NO IDEA?

This just happened to me last week. I had heard about this particular person’s zine for forever — but had never read it. Well, I’m here to tell you — to testify, goddamnit — that I’ve read it now…and that my fatass is completely blown away.

The honesty. The artwork. The writing. The oftentimes painful truth. The generously handing you her very heart on a platter.

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE.

So, after inhaling it all in one sitting, I had tasted blood — and went savagely scavenging for more: Ah! I remembered a zine compilation that came out last year that had some of her work published in it — I hurriedly dug it out of my bookcase and proceeded to pore through that. When I was done, I went back to the first, climbed into a scalding hot bathtub, and wound my way through it again — sublimely.

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE.

So, have I yet whetted your appetite to read her extraordinary work for yourself? The interesting part is…there’s probably a very good chance she’s on your friends list, as well. Her name?

Rhonda Baker

And her zine?

Zuzu and The Baby Catcher

If you have not yet read it — do yourself a fat fucking favor and do so at your earliest possible convenience. I chuckled, and I wept, and I marveled at just how sweet the truth really tastes…when served up by a writer who seems to revel in its telling.

So, thanks, Rhonda — for the truth…about life and love and motherhood.

It’s about fucking time that someone told it again.

PS) In addition to my own copious fawnings over your darling offspring, both of my teenage daughters are now absolutely besotted with Zuzu, as well; they walk through the house proudly exhorting, “My don’t like it!”…right before they break into hysterical giggles. Yes, I’m afraid it’s the San Diego chapter of the official Zuzu Fan Club #1.

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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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