go see…miss bee!

…the brilliant writer (as well as my fine Finnish compadre) will be out and about in the coming month, grandly sashaying through a town near you on tour with her latest tome, Mamaphonic — an anthology celebrating the sometimes joyous, sometimes hideous, ALWAYS extraordinary collision of two very powerful worlds: mothering and art.

So, for the love of god, turn off American Idol, ramp down your vibrator, harness those goat titties, get the kids some fatass Happy Meals and get thy pathetic, perpetually housebound self out to hear her read.

You shan’t be disappointed. I promise.

Hey, and after the reading, don’t forget to just march right up and give her a big fucking hug…and a nice, wet kiss right on her pinched crimson lips. Trust me, she loves nothing better than unwarranted affection and overly-familiar physical contact from perfect strangers.

Oh…and don’t forget to tell her that Muffy sent you.

*eyebat*

June 2
Madison WI
Corral Room (21+): featuring MaeRae, Bee Lavender, and Anne Elizabeth Moore.

June 4
Chicago IL
Quimby’s: featuring Bee Lavender, Joe Meno, Anne Elizabeth Moore, and others as part of a Punk Planet reading.

June 3-6
Chicago IL
Book Expo: signing promotional copies of Mamaphonic with Maia Rossini, Soft Skull Press booth, Sunday 11 AM

June 26
Newport OR
Writers on the Edge: Bee Lavender appearing with Marisa Anderson of The Dolly Ranchers.

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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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