
…the brilliant writer (as well as my fine Finnish compadre) will be out and about in the coming month, grandly sashaying through a town near you on tour with her latest tome, Mamaphonic — an anthology celebrating the sometimes joyous, sometimes hideous, ALWAYS extraordinary collision of two very powerful worlds: mothering and art.
So, for the love of god, turn off American Idol, ramp down your vibrator, harness those goat titties, get the kids some fatass Happy Meals and get thy pathetic, perpetually housebound self out to hear her read.
You shan’t be disappointed. I promise.
Hey, and after the reading, don’t forget to just march right up and give her a big fucking hug…and a nice, wet kiss right on her pinched crimson lips. Trust me, she loves nothing better than unwarranted affection and overly-familiar physical contact from perfect strangers.
Oh…and don’t forget to tell her that Muffy sent you.
*eyebat*
June 2
Madison WI
Corral Room (21+): featuring MaeRae, Bee Lavender, and Anne Elizabeth Moore.
June 4
Chicago IL
Quimby’s: featuring Bee Lavender, Joe Meno, Anne Elizabeth Moore, and others as part of a Punk Planet reading.
June 3-6
Chicago IL
Book Expo: signing promotional copies of Mamaphonic with Maia Rossini, Soft Skull Press booth, Sunday 11 AM
June 26
Newport OR
Writers on the Edge: Bee Lavender appearing with Marisa Anderson of The Dolly Ranchers.

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