it must be all them homos what’s gettin’ hitched out there in frisco. yeah, that’s it.

The end of yet another sacred heterosexual union…due, almost certainly, to the matrimonial transgressions of those infernal faggots:

Rush Limbaugh Ending His Third Marriage

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh said on Friday that he and his third wife, Marta, had mutually decided to end their marriage of 10 years.
A statement issued through Los Angeles-based public relations firm Sitrick and Company said the Limbaughs “have separated pending an amicable resolution.” It was not clear whether either party had formally filed for divorce.

A spokesman at Sitrick declined to provide further details.

Limbaugh and his third wife, a former journalism student, were married in May 1994 at the home of U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas in a ceremony officiated by Thomas himself.

His two previous marriages ended in divorce.

Word of Limbaugh’s latest marital difficulties come as the outspoken radio personality has come under investigation by prosecutors in Palm Beach County, Florida, where he lives, over allegations of illegal doctor-shopping for painkillers.

Limbaugh, 53, who has not been charged, admitted in October of last year to becoming addicted to prescription painkillers he took for back pain. He took a five-week break from his syndicated radio show to check into a drug rehabilitation center.

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