Posted on October 20, 2004 by muffybolding

Please believe me when I tell you that this Democrat will not go down without a serious fight this time around.

If the Republicans think they can steal this election the same way they did in 2000 — when the Democrats laid down, lubed up, put their faces in the pillow, and took it right in the ass without so much as a whimper or a clamper — they have another thing coming entirely.

You see, dummies — we are onto you this time.

If there is even the remotest question regarding the veracity of the results on November 2nd, I am fully prepared to follow in the footsteps of my subversive European ancestors (the violent, torch and pitchfork-wielding Sicilian filth that they were)…and take to the streets — and even to be arrested, if necessary.

I will not sit idly by and watch the Democratic process of our supposedly free nation die yet another gruesome death on the bidness end of a rusty Republican meathook…without my splintering, into a thousand steaming fecal pieces, the evil black hearts of those who would subdue me. George W. Bush, his pack of leering puppeteers, and the entire Supreme Court can kiss my fatass.

If those smug, dishonorable cocksuckers want a fight — they’ll get one. Like I’ve been saying for awhile…we, The People, are about due for a good ol’ fashioned revolution, anyway.

Bring it.

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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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