Monthly Archives: June 2005

from china’s journal

From the Austin Chronicle: Allison Crews by Abe Louise Young It is with great sadness that we recognize the passing of Allison Noelle Crews, born Aug. 26, 1982. Hip mama extraordinaire, lesbian, writer, and activist, Allison was the longtime editor … Continue reading

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Who’s got the cutest prom baby in the world? Mama do. That’s my girl, Betsy, on the right — the one who looks like Zelda Fitzgerald — and one of her best friends, Courtney, getting ready to go to their … Continue reading

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Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Miss Sally O’Malley and I am 50 years of age. And I like to kick it, and stretch it back, and kick it again! I love it…I love every second of it. Actress Brooke … Continue reading

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Thanks to everyone who has expressed interest in helping me clean up my living room by taking that Dell printer off my hands, goddamnit! And to keep it all fair and on the up and up, your names will be … Continue reading

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This might seem like an odd question…but who needs a color printer? We bought a new Dell computer two weeks ago, and it came with a color printer. Since we are already in posession of a printer, we now have … Continue reading

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