steve gutenberg bible

This might seem like an odd question…but who needs a color printer?

We bought a new Dell computer two weeks ago, and it came with a color printer. Since we are already in posession of a printer, we now have an extra. It is a Dell 720 — never opened, still in the box.

Hmm…if more than one party lays claim to it, perhaps I shall hold a little drawing or contest or some such silliness. It’s currently taking up molecular space on the floor of my living room and I am wishing it into the cornfield.

Might anyone be interested?

[Edited to add:] To give everyone a fair chance (i.e., those who are at work or away from their computer right now and unable to check their lj’s), if you are interested in the printer, leave a comment and I will hold a little drawing or contest this weekend and announce the recipient then. Also, to those who have mentioned the issue of postage or possible proximity to picking it up…FUGGEDUHBOUDIT. Gregory and I will gladly mail it to you! Because we loveth you. And because we might need a hot meal, or a hot stock tip, or at the very least, a hot threesome from you someday. Something hot, anyway.

*eyebat with a hairflip*

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Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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