here comes the fucking sun

Doesn’t it just figure that everyone else who is affected by Seasonal Mood Disorder gets fucked up in the lovely, lovely Winter — and my perpetually odd, backwards, insane self drags ass and feels like hammered fuck in the good ol’ Summertime. I feel so incredibly uninspired.

Christ, my entire life how I’ve hated fucking Summer — it is something merely to be endured. That damp pavement smell of Autumn cannot get here fast enough. Year after year, the glorious entrance-stage-left of October rocks my world…emotionally, physically, and artistically — I come alive. Big v-necked sweaters and Halloween. The icy transformation of the air itself. My heart beats faster, the light looks different. I fall madly in love with the world all over again.

Hurry.

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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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