Many grateful and affectionate thanks to our very own for her gift to myself and my family of dinner last night. Because of her thoughtfulness and generosity, not only did I not have to cook whilst recuperating, I did not have to make kiddle lunches for the first day of school today, either. Hooray for leftover pizza! And, goddamn…it was GOOD. Best I’ve ever tasted — and I am a New York Sicilian…so trust me, that’s saying something.
Thank you again for thinking of us, sweet .
Oh, and just in case you were unaware: your betrothed is fucking GORGEOUS. Jesus, I love me some lanky, young hipster boys. And hey, now that I think about it, I may even have answered the door in my white, cotton granny panties and my pajama top. Christ, I seriously got no shame.
About muffybolding
Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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