grocery list for last week

Inspired by the ever sexy and at the previous behest of the lovely and currently skull-pained . Hope it somehow helps your headache to know the details of that which currently dwells within my refrigerator and pantry. It should also be noted that this list is not entirely indicative of my normal weekly shopping list, as it just so happens to be the very last gathering before the big move — so it’s mostly treats and somewhat quick eats.

And for the record, all the cans of mandarin oranges are for my 14 year old daughter, Anne — the cute, skinny, pony-legged goat-girl currently lives off of them. Sweet, cute baby goat.

The canned artichoke hearts are for me, so keep your meathooks off; they are the passion of my palate.

beef stew
tj’s mountain spring water
tj’s mountain spring water
organic round tortilla chips
cheese enchiladas
cheese enchiladas
altoids gum cinnamon
shortbread apricot/raspberry filling cookies
tandoori naan garlic bread
beef stew
spinach and tofu egg rolls
egg rolls and vegetable stir fry
tj’s balsamic vinegar 33.8 oz
weston hash brown potatoes
weston hash brown potatoes
tj’s fancy oyster crackers
orange pasteurized juice
coffee french roast
potato and green chile burrito
black bean and cheese burrito
potato and green chile burrito
black bean and cheese burrito
sweet crisp corn
mandarin oranges fruit
mandarin oranges fruit
mandarin oranges fruit
mandarin oranges fruit
mandarin oranges fruit
mandarin oranges fruit
red mild salsa 24 oz
regular cottage cheese
canned artichoke hearts
canned artichoke hearts
organic hearts of palm
organic hearts of palm
5 layer dip
canned artichoke hearts
sweet crisp corn
organic hearts of palm
canned artichoke hearts
tj sliced jack cheese w/ peppers
tj sliced jack cheese w/ peppers
celery with peanut butter
celery with peanut butter
cut carrots with ranch dressing
broccoli cauliflower veg combo
organic sliced apples
mini-pearl tomatoes
chewable melatonin 500 mcg
chewable melatonin 500 mcg
mini-pearl tomatoes
mini-pearl tomatoes
tj’s mountain spring water
clementines
tj’s mountain springwater
pellegrino sparkling water
pellegrino sparkling water
pellegrino sparkling water
pellegrino sparkling water
pellegrino sparkling water

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Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

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