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Well, Mr. Sizemore arrived and he is everything — in EVERY FUCKING WAY — that we expected. He is loud, brash, bawdy, funny, and brilliant. Jesus christ, he is brilliant. When the camera starts rolling, he quite literally takes your breath away; you cannot look at anything else. His powerful presence sucks all the air out of the room. I now understand why so many have put up with so much for so long; he is a genius.

In other news, JaRule is one of the nicest and most humble guys I have ever had the pleasure of working with. When we were introduced, he took my hands, looked into my eyes, smiled the sweetest most genuine smile — and hugged and kissed me warmly. Though he is obviously known for his music, allow me to be the first to publicly state that he is a natural actor. He blew my fatass away with his performance yesterday — he is just so very present.

There is so much more to tell, as film sets are the ultimate breeding ground for the building of both lifechanging alliances as well as the distinct odor of pure, unadulterated evil — there is no place on earth quite like them. Think an extraordinary summer camp for deranged, creative adults. I don’t ever remember belly laughing quite as hard as I have belly laughed here in Nashville — and trust me, that’s saying something…as I run with the most hilarious pack of jackals in the bidness. But that will all have to wait until I get home. Right now, it’s back to the set.

Also, it’s been a sheer blast to register all my votes on everyone’s Johari windows. What is it about breakin’ it down and keepin’ it real that is so gottdamned satisfying to the soul? If I have missed anybody on my friends list — due to time constraints or an overloaded website — do leave me a comment so I can be sure and leave my humble calling card upon your soul.

http://kevan.org/johari?name=muffybolding

Much love to all.

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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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