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I have made yet another executive decision.

Upon my death, I wish for the following picture of my friend, Kelly (), to be set onto my sarcophagus — with absolutely no explanation whatsoever. This photo rocks me in life…and shall rock me in death. God may certainly abandon me for my wicked, wicked ways — but this picture will be with me always. From the lighting, to the cigarette, to the slightly open Tupperware, to the Barbie, to the tattoo, to the toy ball on the floor, to the glint of the barette in her hair, to the sweet blur of her son’s face, to the perfect little mole upon her brilliant little neck. Compositionally speaking ALONE, this picture is stunning. Now, add the actual subject matter and we’re talking Pulitzer, baby. I love this. It’s so beautiful that I cannot stop looking at it.

In short, this is the greatest picture I have ever seen.

From the utterly brilliant :

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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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