“If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody…come sit next to me.”
— Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)
I know this sounds just terrible…but in my line of work, I am privy to so much goddamned juicy celebrity gossip — a good portion of it firsthand or very nearly firsthand — that sometimes I feel like I might just burst keeping it all to myself. For instance, I am currently sitting on some gloriously distasteful and unsavory information about a top-shelf piece of entertainment cooter…but I can’t just blurt it out when christ knows who might be listening (yes, I am speaking to you, Perez Hilton). Therefore, I am going to create a specific filter so that I might occasionally relieve myself of my heavy burden and suffering and divulge all the deliciously wicked tidbits that come my way.
If you are interested in such petty delights, leave a comment and I shall add your awful self to my “Vicious Circle” filter post haste. Then, just sit back and enjoy the filth as it drips slowly over your shameless palate and down your rotten throat.
Give us a kiss.

About muffybolding
Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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