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I’ve been stomping around with my granny panties in a wad, asking this same question for months: Where in the FUCK were all these tea-bagging patriots when we were getting ASS RAPED WITH NO LUBE by the Bush administration for nearly a decade?

And now, here it is being axed again by my awesome friend, the political blogger Jonathon Blaque — only he does it a lot more cogently, intelligently, and with no profanity. Okay, maybe just one little F-bomb near the end…but really, who can blame him? However, it’s when he boldly casts the “C” word that we REALLY get down to brass tacks here. Don’t be fooled — this ain’t about patriotism OR policy, people — it’s about RACE. If these people genuinely cared — or even fucking UNDERSTOOD, for that matter — that which they are protesting, they would have been out there in droves when Bush and Cheney were dry-parking their meatbus in our caca lockers for nearly ten years…over and over and over again.

The biggest irony of all? These ignorant, inbred, illiterate fucks are precisely the people who will most benefit from the sweeping civil rights changes so boldly put forth by this administration. They bitch and moan and proudly protest with their Swastika signs (oh, the further irony!) and misspelled placards now, but you mark my goddamned words — inside a year, it’ll be these same misguided cocksuckers not only expecting but DEMANDING customer satisfaction from the medical care with which they have been so generously provided by all us unAmerican Socialists. And you can take THAT to the goddamned bank, my friends.

So…meet Jonathon Blaque…who flat BREAKS IT DOWN FOR A MOTHERFUCKER.

Blaque’s Blog of Horrors

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Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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