Monthly Archives: March 2016

All my most fervent Slusbandly love goes out to my gorgeous Gusband, Miss Jackie Beat…who on Sunday lost his fierce, miraculous furry baby, the electrifying, one of a fucking kind…Lil’ Sister. I love you SO MUCH, Blinky Beat! And, that … Continue reading →

Oh, hey. That one time I was on film location and my fatass got bent over an ancient butcher’s block like an ancient Sicilian whore and had a screeching REAL chainsaw held above my Florida Evans Neck by an AWESOME, … Continue reading →

  FINALLY! Even though my fatass has been HOWLING wildly about this for several years now, the UTTER FRUSTRATION of getting it JUST RIGHT and accommodating EVERYFUCKINGBODY’S SPECIFIC FEMINIST AGENDA in EVERY single legitimate and powerful statement in support of … Continue reading →