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Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

kill it, sister

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

HA! ‪#‎readmychinsmuthafucka‬ ‪#‎allthreeofthem‬ ‪#‎fiercefabulousfatgirlstothefront‬

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father

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

If you wish to fully understand where I come from and all that I am…what you must first know is this: My birth, my life, my story, MY VERY FUCKING EXISTENCE… is based on a GRAND and GLORIOUS GRIFT. SO … Continue reading →

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tennessee

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

“Oh, baby, never, ever forget how magical life can be, or is about to be. Open your eyes, open your heart. Things are coming.” — The Incandescent Tennessee Williams ‪#‎youhavetoleavenow‬ ‪#‎whatandmissthegoodstuffthatscoming‬ ‪#‎eunicewillbehereanyminute‬ ‪#‎iknowthatsthegoodstuffthatscoming‬

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beauty

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

“A Young Brooklyn Family going for a Sunday outing, NYC, 1966” I love this Diane Arbus photo more than I can even say. It’s so quintessentially…American. He looks like Duckie Dale…and she looks like Boy George. With the freedom of … Continue reading →

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jim

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

‪#‎fuckoffitsnevertoomuchanditsnevertoosoon‬

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seriously, though

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swing, baby!

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

NO FUCKIN’ BRAS. NO FUCKIN’ MASTERS.

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this

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

“It’s rare in Hollywood to get the chance to work on something that you actually care about. The tragedy of the place is all these talented people trying to get excited about stuff they themselves would only view at gunpoint.” … Continue reading →

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name

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

THIS. THIS. MOTHERLOVIN’ THIS: “Beware of anyone who looks at you and says ‘I am going to call you what I want to call you in spite of what you call yourself;’ they mean you no good, regardless of how … Continue reading →

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fuck this guy

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

WORD. #fuckthisepicrapeypieceofshit

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