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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

doppleganger watch!

Posted on August 26, 2008 by muffybolding

Fuck all ya’ll — my family RULES. Top this, goddamnit. If that’s not a brilliant, double-Jabberjaw sharkface — executed with passion, genius, and FULL COMMITMENT right there in broad daylight on Burbank Blvd. — well, then, I just don’t know … Continue reading →

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the significant other meme!

Posted on August 26, 2008 by muffybolding

My One True Love in a $7 cowboy hat and a plain white T. Be still my wicked heart!: Hey, kids, it’s time once again for “The Significant Other Meme”! I totally loved doing this one — because it’s all … Continue reading →

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FAIL

Posted on August 19, 2008 by muffybolding

Now, this is a goddamned belly laugh:

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uncle pete

Posted on August 19, 2008 by muffybolding

My Great Uncle Pete was a pretty famous Western painter and rodeo cowboy in the earlier part of the 20th Century, and his ever-present paintings provided some of the mightiest and most memorable images of my childhood. He worked out … Continue reading →

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tagged by the lovely

Posted on August 18, 2008 by muffybolding

RULES: * 1. Post these rules. * 2. Each tagged person must post 8 things about themself on their journal (that other people don’t know) * 3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 8 people * 4. … Continue reading →

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a hooker through the ages

Posted on August 8, 2008 by muffybolding

Honestly? I don’t remember the last time I fucking belly laughed this hard. 1962 1966 1968 1978 1980 1984 1986 1992 1994 2000

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“i think it’s too late for that…”

Posted on August 1, 2008 by muffybolding

Just one of the amazing things about living in Los Angeles — aside from sniffing cantaloupes next to Rodney Bingenheimer at the grocery store, having to nicely ask Ashley Olsen if she might please take her Marlboro red elsewhere as … Continue reading →

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big bronze bostonian bollocks

Posted on July 31, 2008 by muffybolding

Your profane, yet humble, correspondent in front of Faneuil Hall…proudly presenting some famous, oversized Bostonian’s heavy metal schvontz, April, 2008

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