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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

ridiculous

Posted on May 3, 2007 by muffybolding

And just to prove how vain I am not when it comes to my work, here’s me and my darling friend, Markie, on a recent photo shoot for a movie poster to publicize a comedy film that we will hopefully … Continue reading →

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from the archives

Posted on May 2, 2007 by muffybolding

Mamaphonic Book Tour, Atomic Books in Baltimore: Winter 2004. This night was such fun! It was my first time in Baltimore, and not only did we have the pleasure of reading at what is inarguably the greatest independent bookstore in … Continue reading →

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under the sea

Posted on May 1, 2007 by muffybolding

When they were very small, my sister, Jules, always told my kiddles that she was a mermaid — and they never doubted her for a second. My entire family would go on holiday to the seaside and when they saw … Continue reading →

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a gay time was had by all!

Posted on April 20, 2007 by muffybolding

Last night I actually got off my dead ass and went out for an evening’s adventure in the city — something I haven’t been interested in doing much as of late. The dark months make me want to hole up … Continue reading →

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Mark Frauenfelder’s Top 10 LA Painters of 2006

Posted on April 20, 2007 by muffybolding

“A Bear of A Bear” by Seonna Hong When I think of a city that produces fine and interesting painters, I rarely think to myself, “Los Angeles!” — I mean, our business here is making movies, for chrissake…and oftentimes, not … Continue reading →

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oh, yeah! it’s back!

Posted on April 20, 2007 by muffybolding

Because I know you hookers desperately need a place to unload your many sins… The Glorious Friday Confessional: Okay, bitches, because I miss it so gottdamned much and occasionally just gotta have it (and because I KNOW all you wicked, … Continue reading →

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perfect!

Posted on April 20, 2007 by muffybolding

Haiku2 for muffybolding earth and gregorylooks extra adorableright now i am @ aboutmylife.netadvogato.orgblogger.comblogs.gnome.orgblogspot.comdeadjournal.comgreatestjournal.cominsanejournal.comlivejournal.commyspace.comspaces.msn.com Created by Grahame

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poetry

Posted on April 17, 2007 by muffybolding

Language delights me in every way, in every form. Now this is a poem: ! * ‘ ‘ # ^ ” ` $ $ – ! * = @ $ _ % * ~ #4 & [ ] . . … Continue reading →

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what the…?

Posted on April 17, 2007 by muffybolding

I just received the following email and am most baffled. Might this actually be true? I know I have vast and fabulous legions of unshaven, patchouli-drenched, tantric-fucking, water-birthing, tandem-breastfeeding, baby-wearing, yarn-spinning, sage-burning, circle-casting, mugwort-applying, Rescue Remedy-guzzling, belladonna-prescribing, craniosacral-manipulating, Trader Joe’s-shopping, … Continue reading →

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vaya con dios, mr. vonnegut

Posted on April 12, 2007 by muffybolding

“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.” — Kurt Vonnegut Amen.

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