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“New York has closed itself off to the young and the struggling. But there are other cities. Detroit. Poughkeepsie. New York City has been taken away from you. So my advice is: Find a new city.” — Patti Smith, when … Continue reading →

Muff Fact #1712: The iconic crying Indian Chief in those “Keep America Beautiful” PSA’s from our youth was named Iron Eyes Cody…and not only was he NOT Native American — he was Sicilian. His real name was Espera de Corti … Continue reading →

Our friends — the absolutely BRILLIANT Jackie Beat, Selene Luna, and Nadya Ginsburg — made a satricial and hilarious spoof, inspired by “The Corn Refiners Association” propaganda commercials, which just got a mention in the New York Times! You don’t … Continue reading →

“I really, really want to make love in a wheat field.” By the way — just for the record — if anyone earnestly uses the phrase, “make love” in my presence…that’s a GODDAMNED DEAL BREAKER, my friends. Mama don’t play … Continue reading →

Merwin is one of the greatest delights, inspirations, rapturous loves of my life. He is my last living link to all that was. When he is gone…I shall be inconsolable. For the Anniversary of My Death by W. S. Merwin … Continue reading →

Wait a minute…I just realized something very vital to my Kevin Bacon/Pigface thesis: The KING of All Pigfaces…bears the surname of “Bacon”. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

Happy Birthday to my HILARIOUS, DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS little sister, Julia, who would have been 38 today but chose, instead, to depart for regions beyond. Someday, when we are all together again — probably in some place VERY VERY warm — … Continue reading →

Stephen Baldwin is OFF TRACK. As his oldest brother, Alec needs to step up and do the merciful thing and just put a hollow-point bullet right between this pathetic motherfucker’s eyes. That born-again meathook is the only Baldwin I WOULDN’T … Continue reading →

Goddamnit, this makes me BELLY SCREAM WITH LAUGHTER: “Joan Rivers’ vagina is so old…it has a separate entrance for black cock.”

Something I’ve long wondered: When someone has a pigface…do they KNOW they have a pigface? I mean, is Kevin Bacon aware that he has a snout? Please advise.