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It’s International Women’s Day, my friends — celebrating, honoring, supporting, protecting, empowering, uniting, and championing every woman on the planet. But to reach every woman…we have to start with JUST ONE GIRL.

For the past month, Gregory and I have been on an absolute Sparklehorse jag — listening to practically nothing else. Yesterday, we even had a long conversation about Mark Linkous and the genius that he brings to his art. We … Continue reading →

Little-known Muff Fact #698: I am one quarter Filipina. That’s right, mein lieblings — my grandfather, Gaudencio Viloria, was born in Manila and kept a severed goat’s head on a platter in his gottdamned refrigerator at all times. His own … Continue reading →

“It’s rare in Hollywood to get the chance to work on something that you actually care about. The tragedy of the place is all these talented people trying to get excited about stuff they themselves would only view at gunpoint.” … Continue reading →

Muffy waited ’til she finished high school. She went to Hollywood, got a tattoo. She met a boy out there with a tattoo, too. The future was wide open.

“If we were in the 17th century, you don’t think he’d be a pirate? All the guys in Motorhead are pirates. He’s Captain Hook.” — Alice Cooper, waxing poetic about Lemmy Kilmister of Motorhead. When this movie is FINALLY fucking … Continue reading →

Sorry about the lag-time in my regularly scheduled barrage of profanity, mundanity, and insanity. I’ve been dealing with some hideous and insistent plumbing problems — both the house’s and MY OWN. Yessiree…going to the Doktor de la Vagine later this … Continue reading →

I am absolutely THRILLED to hear that I’ve provided the inspiration for a BALLBUSTIN’ DAME character in a brilliant writer friend’s novel-in-progress. Can’t wait to read the finished story. God, I hope she’s a whore.

This one goes out to all you muthafuckas who think they ain’t seen nothin’ GOOD today.