Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

Upon entering into our bedroom, where my sweet husband, Gregory, is lying and reading The New Yorker: Me: “Jesus Christ, Baby — what is that smell? It smells like shit in here.” He: (without even looking up from his magazine) … Continue reading →

The show “Pawn Stars” is nothing but an “Antiques Roadshow” for the trashy, working class scalliwags of the world — which explains why I fucking love it so much.

The one thing we all have in common is that we are forced, by physiology, to everyday maneuver the material world, i.e., we have BODIES. So, when trying to bring people together, I think the very best PLACE to start … Continue reading →

“Living well and ripping your enemy’s still-beating heart out with your bare hands is the best revenge.” — Michael O’Donoghue

“There seemed to be some heavenly support beneath his shoulder blades that lifted his feet from the ground in ecstatic suspension, as if he secretly enjoyed the ability to fly but was walking as a compromise to convention.” — Zelda … Continue reading →

“I have come to the conclusion that pagans are evil — not because they get in touch with the devil or warp the minds of the young or are responsible for more bad heavy metal art than anyone else, but … Continue reading →

Muff Pet Peeve #664: People who UNDER-ORDER in restaurants. Last year, we were visiting my sister, Mo, and her family up in Fresno, and one night we all went out for pizza at Me ‘N Eds, a local joint with … Continue reading →

Odd Muffaletta Fact #1612: My husband Gregory’s first cousin, Robert Rhine, is the founder, publisher, and “Deaditor-In-Chief” of the taut skin/rotting flesh horror/comedy magazine, “Girls and Corpses.” Bob, who also portrays Rod Serling in the “The Twilight Zone Tower of … Continue reading →

My One True Love.

When you have teenagers in the house, you can never, ever fuck. All we have to do is quietly shut our goddamn door and those kids — dickin’ around on Facebook and listening to Lady Shithead in their own rooms … Continue reading →