Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

And speakin’ about my mother’s cooter…I want Charlie Sheen and that crack-het he’s married to to have yet another baby they can’t take care of and to call it RAINBOW SHEEN.

You know how sometimes when you buy pastrami, if you look at it in just the right light it has that RAINBOW SHEEN on it? Yeah. That rainbow sheen is why I don’t eat pastrami. Well, that and the fact … Continue reading →

I have always taught my children that you can find god anywhere — sometimes in the most unexpected places. Wait. Strike that. ESPECIALLY IN THE MOST UNEXPECTED PLACES. For example, when I hear Dave Grohl unleash his thunderous, machine gun … Continue reading →

The way I see it, The Beatles were present at both the birth and death of the idea that was the 60’s. If that single, resounding, earthshattering, opening chord of the film Hard Day’s Night represented its jubilant beginnings…then the … Continue reading →

Facebook is just SO fucking wrong on so many different levels. I ask you: would you EVER throw a cocktail party and invite your mother, your boss, your ex-husband’s new wife, your drug dealer, the cousin you made out with … Continue reading →

Mamaphonic book tour. Writers Lli Wilburn, Maia Rossini, Bee Lavender, and Muffy Bolding…at the MIGHTY Atomic Books, Baltimore, 2004.

From the Muffy Bolding “Just Fucking Say What You Really Mean” Files: In old movies, when a man and woman go back to her place after dinner and she coyly tells him to help himself to a drink while she … Continue reading →

In December, Gregory and I spent a grand and glorious evening at Bluestockings Books in New York City, listening to Ayun Halliday and Victoria Law (and others) read and discuss zines, feminism, and girl culture. SUCH complete awesomeness was made … Continue reading →

From the Inexplicable Life Files of Muffy P. Bolding: Whilst at the MIGHTY Bust Craftacular in NYC in December, NO LESS THAN FOUR separate crafty girls approached me to tell me I look exactly like Exene Cervenka. Other than the … Continue reading →

To all our Knittas out there: If you are on Ravelry — and have a knitting obsession, a foul mouth, and a scandalous soul — please join the group founded there by myself, CJ Arabia, and Kimberly Scott — The … Continue reading →