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My fave movies of the past decade? “Little Miss Sunshine” and “Slumdog Millionaire” — two films that felt “small”…and yet both made my spirit soar. As I sat in a dark theatre watching them, I recall looking at the delighted, … Continue reading →

This is the astounding circus punk marching band, Mucca Pazza. They are all old band geeks who get together and tour the country and TURN THAT SHIT OUT. The next time these awesome motherfuckers come to LA, I am SO … Continue reading →

The world is a poorer, much less interesting place without Johnny Cash in it.

One of my favorite songs of all time and one that I have requested be played at my bacchanalia/wake when my fatass finally exits-stage-left for scandalous and delightful regions beyond. I AM a highwayman. “I fly a starship across the … Continue reading →

Last month I saw The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus and, I gotta tell you, it was in the TOP FIVE WORST FILMS I HAVE EVER SEEN — and trust me, I have seem some bad fucking movies. Aside from the … Continue reading →

Last month, the BIG Texas-Alabama game was played like five seconds from my house and all day there were noisy goddamned news choppers following me EVERYWHERE…vast, humming, rotating legions of ’em. It was like Goodfellas up in this motherfucker — … Continue reading →

OH, YEAH. Spoon’s “Cherry Bomb” is my fucking groove for the day. Christ, when those horns come in, it’s like touching the face of god. I wish you could see my fatass snaking and strutting around this goddamned room right … Continue reading →

You wanna know “What Jesus Would Do”? Jesus would tuck his greasy, girlish bouffant behind his ears, jauntily lift the front of his stinking, homespun robes, get a good running start, and kick both Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh right … Continue reading →

“When I think about my relationship with America, I feel like a battered wife: Yeah, he knocks me around a lot, but boy, he sure can dance.” — Sarah Vowell, Take the Cannoli: Stories from the New World

Muffy Bolding is eatin’ chili dogs and lettin’ shit slide.