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To paraphrase the words of the brilliant Doug Stanhope: Why would you want to wash away your sins? YOUR SINS ARE THE MOST INTERESTING THING ABOUT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.

Apparently, the Charlie Band movie we shot in a genuinely haunted Italian castle earlier this year — ‘DEMONIC TOYS 2: PERSONAL DEMONS”, directed by the amazing William Butler — is now available on iTunes to buy or rent! Get your … Continue reading →

“Chewbacca Buffet” is my new stripper name.

Sometime last year, I happened upon a story about the Discovery Channel reality show <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadliest_Catch”>Deadliest Catch, which just recently aired its 5th season series premiere. Gregory and the babies and I LIVE for dragging out some cozy blankets, poppin’ … Continue reading →

I have now gotten more than a few requests asking me if I might re-post this blog entry that I originally made elsewhere on February 25, 2007 — on what was honestly one of the darkest, most painful, most horrific … Continue reading →

I’m sorry to gloat here, but I just really, really feel the need to say the following: Just exactly how awesome is it that the sexiest bastard on the entire planet — Clive Owen — is married to a broad … Continue reading →

Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, things…nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person you ganked this from had the same first initial. … Continue reading →

My, my, my…it looks like those good ol’ fashioned Republican Family Values shall triumph once again. The interesting part about this announcement that he and his wife are divorcing is that all this time…I thought Karl Rove was a dirty … Continue reading →

From August, 2007: It was announced today that one of my favorite living poets, Charles Simic, was named the 15th poet laureate of the United States by the Librarian of Congress. Speaking as a writer and a poetry fanatic, I … Continue reading →

My fave movies of the past decade? “Little Miss Sunshine” and “Slumdog Millionaire” — 2 films that felt “small”…and yet both made my spirit soar. As I sat in a dark theatre watching them, I recall looking at the delighted, … Continue reading →