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Here in Southern California, we are currently in the midst of three HUGE storms. This makes me happier than you could ever know. I love rain, I love cold, I love blustery weather, I love Ted Hughes, I lovehot coffee, … Continue reading →

You get 3 words; no more, no less. 1. Where is your cell phone? Between my titties. 2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby? The Cutest Piglet. 3. Your hair? “That Girl” flip. 4. Where is your father? Covered with snow. 6. Your favorite … Continue reading →

“God’s pattern is for men to be the leaders, both in the church and in the family…women should listen and learn quietly and submissively. I do not let women teach men or have authority over them.” — Pat Robertson. Umm…I … Continue reading →

Aside from the simple matter of craving some serious adventure, one of the more practical reasons Gregory and I traveled to Boston last year was so that he could introduce me to some of his old high school friends and … Continue reading →

1. Name a movie that you have seen more than 10 times: Hard Day’s Night, The Godfather Trilogy, What’s Up, Doc?, The Royal Tenenbaums, Pulp Fiction, Arthur, Amelie, To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar. These, among countless others, … Continue reading →

This questionnaire was originated by French television personality Bernard Pivot, and made famous by the ever unctuous and orange James Lipton on Inside the Actor’s Studio 1. What is your favorite word? Butch. 2. What is your least favorite word? … Continue reading →

Muffy Bolding is…eatin’ chili dogs and lettin’ shit slide.

John Updike: 1932-2009 Rest In American small town, Protestant, middle class Peace, old friend. Dog’s Death She must have been kicked unseen or brushed by a car.Too young to know much, she was beginning to learnTo use the newspapers spread … Continue reading →

You Are Special You are my friendYou are specialYou are my friendYou’re special to me.You are the only one like you.Like you, my friend, I like you. In the daytimeIn the nighttimeAny time that you feel’s the right timeFor a … Continue reading →

How many wonders can one cavern hold?