Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

For each of the following categories… write in which one thing had the biggest influence in making you who you are today: (I can never ever answer just one thing…so indulge me.) Book: The Journals of Sylvia Plath and Europe … Continue reading →

My One True Love in a $7 cowboy hat and a plain white T. Be still my wicked heart!: Hey, kids, it’s time once again for “The Significant Other Meme”! I totally loved doing this one — because it’s all … Continue reading →

Watching the violence and carnage of a broad giving birth is like standing at the foot of her cooter and shouting, “HEY, KOOL-AID!” — Doug Stanhope

I read a book about John Dos Passos and according tothe book once radical-communistJohn ended up in the Hollywood Hills living off investmentsand reading theWall Street Journal this seems to happen all too often. what hardly ever happens isa man … Continue reading →

My Great Uncle Pete was a pretty famous Western painter and rodeo cowboy in the earlier part of the 20th Century, and his ever-present paintings provided some of the mightiest and most memorable images of my childhood. He worked out … Continue reading →

The quote I have printed up in a delightfully large font and scotch-taped to the front of our microwave for my children and all the world to see as they warm up their corndogs and Trader Joe’s frozen burritos — … Continue reading →

Two sides of the same coin; Billy and I at The Night of a 1000 Villains Halloween Party, 2006, Los Angeles. Christ, I just can’t get off that goddamned Blackberry, can I?

So, last Saturday night we had our massive, annual Halloween bash at a very cool new club downtown: The Edison Bar. It’s located in the ancient brick bowels of a gorgeous old building in a space that used to be … Continue reading →

The funny part about this latest Facebook meme making the rounds (making one’s profile pic a fictional character that you feel best represents your personality) is that even though I am absolutely convinced I am either the bawdy, brazen, outrageous … Continue reading →

There is not person ONE under the age of 30 in this entire gottdamned country who’s got a single motherloving pube on their cooter — NOT A SINGLE ONE. And yes, I’m talking about YOUR born-again-hard, purity-ring-wearing teenage daughter, too, … Continue reading →