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From : 1. Stop talking about politics for a moment or two. 2. Post a reasonably-sized picture in your LJ, NOT under a cut tag, of something pleasant, such as an adorable kitten, or a fluffy white cloud, or a … Continue reading →

As we wait for the close of the polls this evening, hopefully bringing with it the news of a victory for all that is right and good and true in this country, it is time to reflect on the many … Continue reading →

Guess whose wicked fatass will be sauntering about in Minnesota on family bidness all this week? Yeah. Minne-fucking-sota, baby. And believe you me, it’s certainly not my family’s bidness to which I shall be dutifully attending. Minnesota is far too…umm, … Continue reading →

I think that writer David Sedaris said it best when he recently opined that being an undecided voter in an election such as this one — with the shall we say interesting choice of candidates being offered — is pretty … Continue reading →

This questionnaire was originated by French television personality Bernard Pivot, and made famous by the ever unctuous and orange James Lipton on Inside the Actor’s Studio 1. What is your favorite word? Butch. 2. What is your least favorite word? … Continue reading →

I have been online for 14 years, and I have seen it all, baby. But this? This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. In fact, I would go so far as to say … Continue reading →

My new most favorite joke of all time: A husband and wife were sitting and watching TV when the man turned to his wife and said… “Honey, tell me something that will make me both happy and sad, all at … Continue reading →

I absolutely love this. So simple, so clear, so logical. How To Tell People They Sound Racist

young conservatives always seem to become old conservatives. it’s a kind of lifelong mental vapor-lock. but when a young radical ends up an old radical the critics and the conservatives treat him as if he escaped from a mental institution. … Continue reading →

A few months ago, Gregory and I spent the day at The Del Mar Fair, which is a posh little seaside alcove just outside of San Diego. As always, we had a blast. I’m from Fresno; me and the fair … Continue reading →