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Fuck all ya’ll — my family RULES. Top this, goddamnit. If that’s not a brilliant, double-Jabberjaw sharkface — executed with passion, genius, and FULL COMMITMENT right there in broad daylight on Burbank Blvd. — well, then, I just don’t know … Continue reading →

My One True Love in a $7 cowboy hat and a plain white T. Be still my wicked heart!: Hey, kids, it’s time once again for “The Significant Other Meme”! I totally loved doing this one — because it’s all … Continue reading →

Now, this is a goddamned belly laugh:

My Great Uncle Pete was a pretty famous Western painter and rodeo cowboy in the earlier part of the 20th Century, and his ever-present paintings provided some of the mightiest and most memorable images of my childhood. He worked out … Continue reading →

RULES: * 1. Post these rules. * 2. Each tagged person must post 8 things about themself on their journal (that other people don’t know) * 3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 8 people * 4. … Continue reading →

Honestly? I don’t remember the last time I fucking belly laughed this hard. 1962 1966 1968 1978 1980 1984 1986 1992 1994 2000

Just one of the amazing things about living in Los Angeles — aside from sniffing cantaloupes next to Rodney Bingenheimer at the grocery store, having to nicely ask Ashley Olsen if she might please take her Marlboro red elsewhere as … Continue reading →

Your profane, yet humble, correspondent in front of Faneuil Hall…proudly presenting some famous, oversized Bostonian’s heavy metal schvontz, April, 2008

Goddamn, this made me belly laugh out loud.

Whereupon my beautiful lively daughter… looks exactly like my beautiful dead sister.