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just in case you were wondering…this is what pure bliss looks like

As of late, between a screenplay and two books, I have been writing so long, so hard, so much, and so close to the marrow, that, just for tonight, I feel so completely raw and clotted with words…that images are … Continue reading

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“me thinks he doth protest too much…”

The best and most satisfying part of all this? You just know it’s true. But, then again, really…who doesn’t after a few cocktails?

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a whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on

Jesus Christ. I just got home from the gym and laid down to take a quick nap before getting back to work. It seemed like I had just dozed off when I felt the bed violently shaking and quite clearly … Continue reading

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“a black comedy about white trash”

Here is a fabulous interview with my friend, Leslie Jordan, in which he talks about his exciting new cable show, Sordid Lives: The Series , which also stars Olivia Newton-John, Rue McClanahan, Bonnie Bedelia, Anne Walker, and Beth Grant. I’ve … Continue reading

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happy happy birthday, little gabie liston!

My friend, Gabriel Liston is not only an extraordinary artist, he is honestly one of the most interesting people I know. I recently read on his journal, , that, because of their particular size and feel, he is in ongoing, … Continue reading

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help the prids, kids!

From A message to and from friends of The Prids: updated Tuesday 7/22 Our dear friends The Prids – David, Mistina, Joey and Maile – and two of their significant others – Kristin and Chris – were in a serious … Continue reading

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is it just me…

or does Adam Sandler’s baby girl, Sadie… look exactly like that Nick Jonas person that every bastard and their brother is talking about these days? Ummm…that’d be DEAD-ON, my friend. (Oh, and PS: If there is even a remote chance … Continue reading

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prompted by the lovely and brilliant

One of the dolls on my friends list told me that some of her co-workers are whining and raising hell and saying these little baby booties are just “so wrong”, in addition to countless online message boards that echo their … Continue reading

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my latest obsession

I ask you — what on earth could possibly be better than a “circus punk marching band”? Nothing, that’s what. Band Geeks…you may now officially take your place at the head of the table of American culture — where you … Continue reading

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dodging a nomenclatural bullet

Earlier today, I left a comment in response to a friend’s post about the recent birth and rather unique naming of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twins: Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. It went a little something like this: “Knox … Continue reading

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