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The ever-insightful, delightful, and inimitable Gabriel () and I were emailing yesterday afternoon and discussing, among other fascinating topics, dopplegangers. Pondering the possibilities, it made me wonder what famous people could aptly represent us in our fantasy biopics…and after much … Continue reading →

Son-of-a-bitch. I completely forgot how to write. Christ, I hate when that happens.

Reason #1 that I love my husband: Because if it turns out there is indeed a heaven…I know for sure there’s definitely a cozy, magical, wondrous corner of it reserved for the amazing men who love, protect, provide for, and … Continue reading →

My mendings itch. There is nothing to do. I shall be good as new. — Sylvia Plath, The Stones So, this is what the other side looks like, eh? Right, then. Let’s do this. First off, please allow me to … Continue reading →

Greetings, all – it’s the husband again. Just talked w/ the surgeon. Although it’ll take a bit for the official report to come in, he’s confident the tumor was benign and that Muffy is fine. I can breathe again. Thanks … Continue reading →

This picture represents the whole of my day yesterday: Go ahead…take a good, close look at it, my friends. Won’t you join me in embracing the horror that is my life right now? Yes, that is cherry Jello, Dulcolax, Earl … Continue reading →

Gosh, I feel like a fucking Make-A-Wish kid! Early Saturday morning, after a treacherous month of being in and out of hospitals, doctor’s offices, imaging labs, and drug stores, Gregory asked what I wanted to do and told me to … Continue reading →

Other than the far-too-early deaths of two of my most influential heroes and inspirations, Gilda Radner and Madeleine Kahn (both, ironically, from ovarian cancer), I can’t remember when the world of funny women has taken such a monumental hit as … Continue reading →

Disease, pain, and the unknown can fuck off, lady. I am delighted and content. How could I not be…with a cozy family, the sound of rain falling outside my window, and a sky over my head that looks like this:

Reason #17,237 that I adore my husband: Despite the fact that he is a right proper and dignified person — and not generally prone to outlandish public behavior (like his lunatic wife) — when we are out on adventures he … Continue reading →