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Reason #727 that you can’t take boys grocery shopping together; they act like right hooligans when in the proximity of Camembert cheese:

Reason #12,461 that I madly adore my husband: He patiently and lovingly removes slivers from the feet of cute, sniveling little dudes so I don’t have to.

Greetings from The Land of Excruciating Cooters! Well, not cooter exactly, but certainly close enough. I just really wanted to somehow work the word “cooter” into my opening salutation. So there you have it. First of all, many heartfelt thanks … Continue reading →

I was dragged kicking and screaming — and in unimaginable agony — to the emergency room on Sunday evening. I was officially admitted about midnight and am still here. I am posting this from my Blackberry so please excuse the … Continue reading →

At the Long Beach Aquarium, 25 August, 2007

Mamaphiles #3 – “Coming Home” (deadline 1 October 2007) Mamaphiles is seeking submissions for issue #3, with the theme of “Coming Home,” from mamas and papas who are currently producing their own zines. We are interested in essays, photos, cartoons, … Continue reading →

Women who cradle baby on their right arm ‘are more prone to depression’ By DAVID DERBYSHIRE 29th August 2007 Mothers who cradle a baby with their right arm are more likely to be suffering from stress than those who use … Continue reading →

“And a sword shall pierce her heart.” Executive Mansion, Washington, Nov. 21, 1864. Dear Madam, I have been shown in the files of the War Department a statement of the Adjutant General of Massachusetts that you are the mother of … Continue reading →

Child with Toy Hand Grenade in Central Park, New York City (1962) by Diane Arbus

Eulogy To A Hell Of A Dame by Charles Bukowski some dogs who sleep at night must dream of bones and I remember your bones in flesh and best in that dark green dress and those high-heeled bright black shoes, … Continue reading →