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My grandmother, Rosemary, is 90 years old. She is also one hot chiquita. Well, she is. Just ask her; she’ll tell you. She was just 18 years old when she married my grandfather, Thomas, who was then five years her … Continue reading →

When I was a kid, my wild Sicilian granny, Rose, told me that Iron Eyes Cody — the Native American chief who appeared in that memorable and groundbreaking 1971 television public service announcement urging us all to “Keep America Beautiful” … Continue reading →

Evangelical Christian leader and Moral Majority founder Rev. Jerry Falwell is dead at the age of 73. Rather than wishing on him all the hatred, judgment, loathing, and condemnation that he wished on people like me during his lifetime…I am … Continue reading →

Ladies and Gentlemen…I give you: Virtual L.A.

We can see the raging orange flames from our house. The air is thick with the childhood smell of summer campfire smoke. Last night, the older girl was clubbing in Echo Park with all the other adorable tattooed hipster kids … Continue reading →

Like I always say — there is nothing on this earth more perfect and beautiful and hopeful…than a 16 year old human being. Nothing. My Sweet Baby Goat.

The darling and irrepressible Miss Betsy — channeling her greatest hero and inspiration.

Our living room right after we moved in…and a peek at my beloved Pez collection, which has unfortunately grown by about 100 since this photo was taken last year. You heard me right — I said increased by about one … Continue reading →

My gorgeous baby, Beastie — and her latest hero/crush, Mickey Avalon. It’s good to be da Beast.

This is my cute and true love, Gregory, in his senior picture at age 17. Gazing at this makes me so happy — you have no idea. This is my honey when he was but a wee preppie buck living … Continue reading →