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And just to prove how vain I am not when it comes to my work, here’s me and my darling friend, Markie, on a recent photo shoot for a movie poster to publicize a comedy film that we will hopefully … Continue reading →

Mamaphonic Book Tour, Atomic Books in Baltimore: Winter 2004. This night was such fun! It was my first time in Baltimore, and not only did we have the pleasure of reading at what is inarguably the greatest independent bookstore in … Continue reading →

When they were very small, my sister, Jules, always told my kiddles that she was a mermaid — and they never doubted her for a second. My entire family would go on holiday to the seaside and when they saw … Continue reading →

Last night I actually got off my dead ass and went out for an evening’s adventure in the city — something I haven’t been interested in doing much as of late. The dark months make me want to hole up … Continue reading →

“A Bear of A Bear” by Seonna Hong When I think of a city that produces fine and interesting painters, I rarely think to myself, “Los Angeles!” — I mean, our business here is making movies, for chrissake…and oftentimes, not … Continue reading →

Because I know you hookers desperately need a place to unload your many sins… The Glorious Friday Confessional: Okay, bitches, because I miss it so gottdamned much and occasionally just gotta have it (and because I KNOW all you wicked, … Continue reading →

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Language delights me in every way, in every form. Now this is a poem: ! * ‘ ‘ # ^ ” ` $ $ – ! * = @ $ _ % * ~ #4 & [ ] . . … Continue reading →

I just received the following email and am most baffled. Might this actually be true? I know I have vast and fabulous legions of unshaven, patchouli-drenched, tantric-fucking, water-birthing, tandem-breastfeeding, baby-wearing, yarn-spinning, sage-burning, circle-casting, mugwort-applying, Rescue Remedy-guzzling, belladonna-prescribing, craniosacral-manipulating, Trader Joe’s-shopping, … Continue reading →

“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.” — Kurt Vonnegut Amen.