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I love Christmas. Actually, allow me to clarify: I love Christmas trees and Christmas lights and Christmas music. These are the sensorial constructs through which I am better able to feel and experience the beauty, joy, and wonder of the … Continue reading →

Ellen Degeneres has Jesus feet.

My friend, Jordy, has a new movie coming out in April that looks so goddamned ALL-talent I don’t even know what to say. I cannot wait to grill her adorable midget ass on what it was like working with Quentin … Continue reading →

On F. Scott Fitzgerald: “His talent was as natural as the pattern that was made by the dust on a butterfly’s wings. At one time he understood it no more than the butterfly did and he did not know when … Continue reading →

Is anyone else going to CES in January? The cute husband and I will be there…he for bidness, me for pleasure — the pleasure of being alone with my true love in a hotel room in Las Vegas for several … Continue reading →

Well, I guess the best and surest way to find out how an old comrade is really and truly doing is to see her with your own two eyes — and we are going to do just that. We have … Continue reading →

Last night my darling 15 year old baby goat plugged her pink ipod into my stereo and this song, by the British band, Keane, filled my car. It’s was so lovely, all I could do was listen and wipe away … Continue reading →

She is, without question, one of the most talented actors I have ever worked with — and also one of the most profoundly troubled. She is a living testament to what can happen when far too much responsibility is heaped … Continue reading →

After coming in from the sweltering Florida rain, Miss Snapper Bruschetta blows out her candles and makes a heartfelt wish for world peace and a good, hard schtupping.

“If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody…come sit next to me.” — Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980) I know this sounds just terrible…but in my line of work, I am privy to so much goddamned juicy celebrity gossip … Continue reading →