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“My father was very sure about certain matters pertaining to the universe. To him, all good things — trout as well as eternal salvation — come by grace and grace comes by art and art does not come easy.” — … Continue reading →

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“What happened here was a miracle…and I want you to fucking acknowledge it.”

From my most favoritest Disney movie of all time. Yeah. This is how you do it:

Does anyone know where these background animal illustrations are from? They look so familiar, but I just can’t seem to place them. Perhaps some Little Golden Book from the hideous 70’s or something? Thanks!

The world can now come to an end and I don’t give a shit, because all I know is this: Monday night, at some fancy Hollywood fete honoring actors and performers from the Asian community, my best friend and writing … Continue reading →

1: WHAT MADE YOU SMILE YESTERDAY? Making out with my sexy husband in the electronics section at Costco. I’m such a shameless hooker. 2: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNING? Dreaming of Kurt and turtles. 3: WHAT WERE … Continue reading →

Farewell, Clamor Magazine.

Write 7 random facts about yourself, then tag 7 people to do the same. 1. Ted Hughes and Sylvia Plath saved my life. 2. My husband is listed as one of the producers on the recent Nirvana boxed set because … Continue reading →

List ten fictional characters you’d bang around with, and then tag five people to do the same: (By my twisted, libertine reckoning…if bangin’ around with ten is good, thirteen is even better.) 1. Hubbell Gardner (from The Way We Were, … Continue reading →