Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

Yeah, tell me I lie. And this is after having like 400 babies. That Cleopatra eyeliner is a total and complete outrage. My mother, the irrepressible Miss Sandy, circa 1970s.

Well, tomorrow morning we are packing up the babies and leaving for the week to celebrate the Thanksgiving holiday with friends and family up in Le Fresberg. Because of my new medication — which has to be kept refrigerated — … Continue reading →

All are welcome, all are welcome…step into the light. If you are reading this, you have made the cut, my precious poppets, and are heartily welcomed into the inner sanctum. My, my, my…all those horrible, nasty little children gone. All … Continue reading →

Out of necessity — nay, survival — I am being forced to scale back on several different facets of my life…including ye olde livejournal. Unfortunately, that means that this weekend I will be making the dreaded (ACK!) friends list cuts. … Continue reading →

This disease is kicking my ass.

“She would rather die than leave her child up there…it is just something about a parent’s instincts.” You goddamned right.

If you were offered the opportunity to travel to the city of Jerusalem for a week or two — with all expenses to be paid by a fairly prestigious film company that was courting you — would you go? If … Continue reading →

Guess which short, wicked, foul-mouthed Sicilian dame is going to see the final night of La Streisand’s tour one week from tonight, thus fulfilling the lifetime wish of a little working class girl from Fresno who believed with all her … Continue reading →

From Borat — the best line from a movie EVER: “Her vagine was hang loose…like sleeve of wizard.”

Christ, who ever would have thought that underneath all that body fur and the faux Eastern European bravado…this guy was SUCH a piece of ass? Man, I love me some pretty jew boys: