Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

Oh, yes…and to everyone on my friends list who is bitching about how miserable cold and wintery it is where they be, I have the following message: It is in the 90’s here all week. Go fuck yourselves. Hey, , … Continue reading →

This video is a right belly laugher, ’tis true…but the main reason I lifted this from the gorgeous motdujour and am reposting it here, is to let you in on the following bit of trivia, which is 100% true, so … Continue reading →

I have made yet another executive decision. Upon my death, I wish for the following picture of my friend, Kelly (), to be set onto my sarcophagus — with absolutely no explanation whatsoever. This photo rocks me in life…and shall … Continue reading →

Take one film — one single film in the entire history of films — and claim it as your own. Which film would it be? What is the one film that says the most about who you are? What you … Continue reading →

From my great friend and girl crush, Miss Traci Jean Burns — the English teacher we all wish we’d had in college. Pony up if you are able, my pretties, as it’s a very worthy cause — and do tell … Continue reading →

For my sweet honeychild, miss — who is the only other person I know who loves this marvelously nelly horseshit just as much as I do and whose heart, I am sure, verily bursts with joy when she sees it…just … Continue reading →

Well, as many of you already know, when I am driving around — alone in my car — I frequently speak aloud to the grandbabies I shall someday hopefully have…and I do so only in a Scottish brogue. There is … Continue reading →

Yesterday I had an exquisite and interesting lunch with at the best goddamned restaurant — Hugo’s in Studio City. SO GOOD (both the food AND the company!) Don’t let him fool you — he is FAR more charming than he … Continue reading →

You people rule the school. I cannot believe all the great book suggestions you made for the boy. Even though we could choose only one for this particular assignment, oy!, the reading list we have started! He is mighty excited, … Continue reading →

She never ceases to amaze me with her insight and honesty. I consider hers one of the most unique and profoundly important voices in alternative parenting today; it is certainly one of my favorites. Her truths are sometimes staggering and … Continue reading →