Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

My quite bright 12-year old son has to find a novel to read for his English class — by tomorrow, of course. The bastard catch is that it must be realistic fiction, i.e., there can be no “wizards, dragons, magic, … Continue reading →

All day today I had this nagging feeling of melancholy loss that I just couldn’t shake nor explain — and then, driving to the movie theatre with my husband and babies this afternoon, “Maybe I’m Amazed” came on the radio…and … Continue reading →

Goddamn, life is good. I feel like I am fucking seventeen again. Everything is possible.

Happy Birthday, Miss ! I loveth you lots.

Prepare to BELLY LAUGH like you’ve never belly laughed before, my friends. I am literally pissing my granny panties:

“I insist that a girl Stripped to the waist Is the first and last miracle, That the old janitor on his deathbed Who demands to see the breasts of his wife For the one last time Is the greatest poet … Continue reading →

Nicked from the darling (with a few slight alterations): 1. Your Middle Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite Movie: 5. Favorite Song: 6. Favorite Band/Artist: 7. Career: 8. Describe your first life altering decision: HERE COMES THE … Continue reading →

Because I am in love: Rollin’ down the Imperial Highway Big nasty redhead at my side Santa Ana wind blowin’ hot from the north And we was born to ride Roll down the window, put down the top Crank up … Continue reading →

Prepare to lose your motherfucking mind.

“We’re ladies, we wanna go overseas, and boy do we need aid!” — Lucy Ricardo, upon getting caught at creating a fake women’s charity, Ladies Overseas Aid, to raise money so she and Ethel can go to Europe. Okay, so … Continue reading →