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bookie nights

1. Grab the nearest book (of at least 123 pages). 2. Open the book to page 123. 3. Find the fifth sentence (grab next nearest book if fewer than 7 sentences found). 4. Post the text of the next 3 … Continue reading

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an incandescent truth

“It’s rare in Hollywood to get the chance to work on something that you actually care about. The tragedy of the place is all these talented people trying to get excited about stuff they themselves would only view at gunpoint.” … Continue reading

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roastie

For my bunnyrabbits and : The Shat hits the fan. What most people don’t know is that one of the reasons I actually became a writer is because of the old Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts that were on in the … Continue reading

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autism

Has anyone else heard this? Travolta’s son rumoured to suffer from autism On Friday, April 7th, Hollywood, Interrupted was treated to the Los Angeles premiere of “Normal People Scare Me” –- a feature-length documentary about autism, co-directed by the high … Continue reading

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dei sub numine viget

Gosh. I have to tell you that I am completely bowled over by all of the generous and amazing responses to last week’s incident involving our daughter. Aside from all the well wishes my family was given here on Livejournal, … Continue reading

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lightning strikes

One evening this past week, I got a phone call that brought me to my knees. Literally. The call was from my hilarious and beautiful 15 year old daughter — who is spending the summer with family friends on our … Continue reading

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l.a.

I just read the following description on some LA-centric website and had to belly laugh out loud — because it’s just so ridiculously true. Welcome to Los Angeles: Let’s face it, Angelenos, we’re all a bunch of gossips. How else … Continue reading

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this is where i am tonight

“When we die we shall slough off this cheap intellect, and go abroad into Dreamland clothed in our real selves.” — Mark Twain

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laptop baggie

Last night we purchased a new work laptop for me and it should be zinging its little self to my tender little meathooks even as we speak. Hooray for new computers! However, I am at a loss as far as … Continue reading

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