Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

Shiver me fuckin’ timbers. Library AND Miniature? The only thing that could possibly make this more awesome is if Miss Pearlie Mae and Miss Vivian popped their darling, fuzzy heads out the windows. Libris! Minius! Caninus! INVICTUS! ‪#‎workspacebookbirth‬  ‪#‎whatheavensmellslike‬

FUCK THE SYSTEM. I GOT MY OWN SYSTEM.

“A writer’s job is to get naked, to hide nothing, to look away from nothing, to look at it. To not blink, to not be embarrassed by it or ashamed of it. Strip it down and let’s get to where … Continue reading →

“You oughta be terrified of growing old! It’s a motherfucker. What you’ve got to do is to just have no respect for it whatsoever. Cuss it a lot and kick and raise hell. Spit and scratch your ass and do … Continue reading →

The name of my new band is “Fatter Than Gladys”…which came about because when I was a kid I always used to think Elvis’ mother was a massive fattie — like, seriously, along with Mama Cass, the motherloving awesome GOLD … Continue reading →

A woman from the audience asked, ‘Why were there so few women among the beat writers?’ — and Gregory Corso, suddenly utterly serious, leans forward and says, ‘There were women, they were there. I knew them…their families put them in … Continue reading →

Her Kind I have gone out, a possessed witch, haunting the black air, braver at night; dreaming evil, I have done my hitch over the plain houses, light by light: lonely thing, twelve-fingered, out of mind. A woman like that … Continue reading →

Yes, All Mein Poppets of Good Conscience…I beseech you to gather together, join hands, and fervently pray for my haters with all of your might. Send unto them both love and light. ‪#‎nahnotreally‬ ‪#‎imjustfuckinwitcha‬ ‪#‎fuckemall‬  ‪#‎shortfatandfuckintall‬

THIS. ‪#‎yeahchuckleitupmotherfuckerimnotjoking‬ ‪#‎passthebengaybitches‬ ‪#‎nottomentionallthefresnobitcheswhowasgivinhandiesinthecarrightnexttomewhenwewere16‬ ‪#‎inthebackrowatwoodwardparkdrivein‬ ‪#‎fresnobitcheswhoarenowallthefuckingsuddengoodchristianwomen‬ ‪#‎yeahthatsrightiseeyouoverthereinthecornershakininyourgoldplatedcrossnecklace‬ ‪#‎andyournudehoseandsensiblepumps‬ ‪#‎yesyou‬ ‪#‎trustmeespeciallyyou‬ ‪#‎iwantfiddydollasandacaseofcoolranchnachocheesecommunionwafersbeforecloseofbidnesstomorrow‬ ‪#‎orimastartnaminnamesbitches‬ ‪#‎thatisall‬