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Just in case there was ever any doubt, DOUBT NO MORE: I AM THE RHODA.

I just happened upon this awesome finger tattoo, designed to be a built-in measuring tool for knitters. When figuring out gauge for a new project, no more scrambling for a ruler or measuring tape — it’s right there on your … Continue reading →

Goddamnit, this old broad is THE VERY ESSENCE OF ON TRACK. “Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you’re ugly.” — Betty White

TELL IT, LITTLE SISTER! “People always ask me, You have so much confidence. Where did that come from? It came from me. One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I … Continue reading →

The very best part of this, aside, of course, from this fabulous old broad speaking her truth? She’s NEVER, EVER looked better. “You know, my hair is very upsetting to people, but it’s upsetting on purpose. It is important to … Continue reading →

I do my very best thinking when I am floating in my daily hot bath. There amongst the steam and suds, my notorious imagination is free to wander where it may. Today, it wandered here — a place where it … Continue reading →

I post this picture today with a huge smile on my face and great affection and gratitude in my heart for all those marvelous employers in my past who, when it was at all possible, allowed me to show up … Continue reading →

Just a friendly little Public Service Announcement for all you asshole parents out there who are raising a sensitive, awesome, intelligent, artistic, creative, highly observant child…that you ruthlessly fuck with, torment, abuse, neglect, and/or exploit: Smile, Motherfuckers. YOU’RE GONNA BE … Continue reading →

Public restroom self-portrait — i.e., a shithouse life study — of a fancy, feral, feisty, felonious, fearless, Fat Girl from Fresno. The Echo, Los Angeles, July 2012.

Though she has no children of her own, she refers to herself as “The Grandmother of Performance Art”. She is bold, provocative, in-your-fucking-face, unswerving, unafraid to gaze directly into the abyss, to plumb its depths, to drag her nails along … Continue reading →