Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

Despite the fact that he was hideous, reprehensible, and shamelessly malfeasant during his two terms as president, of the following I have very little doubt: That it would be a goddamned blast to hang with George W. Bush for a … Continue reading →

To all those judgmental bastards who are contemptuous and disdainful of my friends, i.e., the queers, queens, artists, painters, cartoonists, writers, singers, musicians, film makers, actors, dancers, fashion designers, game designers, producers, publishers, hookers, et al…I say this: Disapprove all … Continue reading →

My awesome friend, Drag Superstar Miss Jackie Beat, is currently performing on a gay cruise somewhere in the Pacific…and when she left, I posted the following on her Facebook wall: “Honey, when that fucking garbage scow starts to go under … Continue reading →

“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.” — Gilda Radner

Muffy Bolding is takin’ a SLOW BOAT TO CAYUCOS.

If I were ever asked to come up with a single-line manifesto for how it is that I choose to live my life…this would be it. This brilliant, ballsy, extraordinary, self-created broad is an absolute inspiration to me, and I … Continue reading →

As I sit here in my favorite Target schmata, guzzling a cup of TRULY amazing coffee on this gloriously wet and gloomy Sunday morning — Gregory and the beloved pups still asleep on the bed beside me — I am … Continue reading →

“I called to the executioners that I might gnaw their rifle-butts while dying.” — Arthur Rimbaud

I’m madly in love with Michael Gross. There, I said it, motherfuckers. Oh…and I also said “motherfuckers” — which, apparently, he finds endlessly amusing…which further means that I shall sashay about shouting it from the rooftops of the world until … Continue reading →

FUCK Ernest Hemingway. I hate him SO goddamned much for how he treated Scott Fitzgerald. He was such a smug, cruel, sadistic, histrionic, LATENT fucking meathook, that to this day, I can’t read his work without becoming highly hostile. Yeah…I … Continue reading →