happy birthday, mr. rogers!

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“Won’t You Be My Neighbor?” Days Honor Children’s Television Icon

“(Pittsburgh) – In honor of what would have been Mister Rogers’ 80th birthday on March 20, Mr. McFeely — aka David Newell, the public relations director for Family Communications, Inc. (the nonprofit company founded in 1971 by Fred Rogers) — has a special request.

“We’re asking everyone everywhere — from Pittsburgh to Paris — to wear their favorite sweater on that day,” he asks in his best speedy delivery voice. “It doesn’t have to have a zipper down the front like the one Mister Rogers wore on the program, it just has to be special to you.”

But wait, there’s more.

It just so happens that Sweater Day is part of Pittsburgh’s 250th anniversary celebration and the first-ever “Won’t You Be My Neighbor?” Days (March 15 — 20).

“We wanted to recognize Fred in a way that would reflect his deep appreciation of what it means to be a caring neighbor,” explains FCI’s Margy Whitmer.

As a result, “’Won’t You Be My Neighbor?” Days — WYBMND for short, although not by much — was born as a means of promoting neighborliness throughout Fred Rogers’ own backyard — Southwestern Pennsylvania region.

Throughout WYBMND, more than 30 organizations ranging from libraries (Carnegie Libraries of Pittsburgh and others throughout Southwestern Pennsylvania), to museums (The Children’s Museum of Pittsburgh, the Westmoreland Museum of American Art, the Senator John Heinz History Center and The Carnegies) to other venues (The New Hazlett Theater, The Pittsburgh Opera, the Pittsburgh Zoo and the PPG Aquarium, the National Aviary and Gilda’s Club Western Pennsylvania) have signed up to participate. Highlights of the celebration also include performances by musicians including members of the Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra. “

Mister Rogers and PBS funding

In 1969, Rogers appeared before the United States Senate Subcommittee on Communications. His goal was to support funding for PBS and the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, in response to significant proposed cuts. In about six minutes of testimony, Rogers spoke of the need for social and emotional education that public television provided. He passionately argued that alternative television programming like his Neighborhood helped encourage children to become happy and productive citizens, sometimes opposing less positive messages in media and in popular culture. He even recited the lyrics to one of his songs.

The chairman of the subcommittee, John O. Pastore, was not previously familiar with Rogers’ work, and was sometimes described as gruff and impatient. However, he reported that the testimony had given him goosebumps, and declared, “Looks like you just earned the $20 million.” The subsequent congressional appropriation, for 1971, increased PBS funding from $9 million to $22 million.

Simply put, there will never be anyone else like him. When he died in 2003, the children of the world lost one of their most tireless and courageous advocates. Here he passionately champions their cause before a Senate Subcommittee and wins over the icy hearts of jaded career politicians who had already pretty much decided to cut him off at the budgetary knees with the single stroke of a pen. The fact that he even makes the attempt is valiant. That he succeeds is stunning. But the part that is most breathtaking is that he does it all with a genuine kindness, patience, and sincerity undoubtedly not seen before or since in such fiscally cutthroat political proceedings. He takes my breath away:

And finally, in honor of a man who changed my life, here is an essay I wrote following the news of his death:

Fred McFeely Rogers, 1928-2003

by Muffy Bolding

Among other astonishing tidbits of wisdom — like, say, a behind-the-scenes look at how crayons are made — Fred Rogers provided me with my very first lesson on how you can totally and completely love someone with all your heart…even someone you’ve never met.

In the early 1990s, I read a newspaper story about Mr. Rogers’ stint as the main guest speaker at the graduation ceremonies of some fancy Ivy League college back East. I smiled as I read that he was overwhelmingly chosen — from among a rather large field of quite renowned and impressive possible candidates — by the graduating students themselves.

However, because of the great affection that I feel for this man, as I read the story I distinctly remember also feeling a small, but palpable twinge of fear in my chest — fear that perhaps this bored, jaded, favored, overly-educated, disenchanted slice of my generation had chosen him to speak at their college graduation as some supreme statement of kitsch, or even as an opportunity to poke fun at his tender, gentle ways in a very public forum.

When I got to the part about him walking to the podium to begin his speech — in that purposeful, patient, and unhurried walk of his that we all know so well — the protective concern that I was feeling instantly shifted into a sense of great pride, relief, and community. They hadn’t let me down.

And I began to weep. And I weep again, even now, just remembering it.

As Fred Rogers was introduced and began his walk to the microphone where he would address them, thousands of voices — voices that were soon to take their place in positions of great power, leadership, erudition, and meaningful discourse in this nation –- spontaneously and enthusiastically erupted into song; his song:

“It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor…
Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won’t you be my neighbor?”

They hadn’t invited him there to their hallowed halls to make fun of him at all. They had invited him there, with great reverence, to pay him tribute. He had — one song, one smile, one loving word at a time — been a part of each of their journeys to adulthood. They had asked him to be there, on this symbolic last day of their childhoods, because they loved him.

Those thousands of voices raised in song were a profound and heartfelt “thank you” for the many years that he gave them his kind, patient, and undivided attention. A voice that was there, everyday, even when parents or friends weren’t. A voice that, to a tragic few, may have been the only loving and reassuring words they might hear all day.

I miss him and his earnest heart…his cardigan and his sneakers…his calm, sweet voice and his silly puppets. But most of all, I miss his unfailing belief that, through kindness…all things are possible.

Because they are.

That simple, glimmering truth was his extraordinary gift to us all.

Thank you, Mr. Rogers — and Happy Birthday.

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anne

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE.

It has been SEVENTY YEARS this month since this EXTRAORDINARY young woman left this world a much richer place by having honestly chronicled her short, gorgeous, tragic life while she was here. She only got 15 years — but in that blink of an eye…she changed the world.

I read Anne’s diary when I was eight…and, for me, the earth shifted on its very axis. Inspired, I started my own diary the VERY DAY that I finished hers and count it as the exact date that I officially became a writer. It was from reading the hopeful words of Anne Frank — whose powerful, delightful voice reached forward across time and space, all the way into the heart and head of a little brown girl curled up in a yellow bean bag chair in Fresno, California — that I first realized we ALL have something valuable, incomparable, irreplaceable, and unforgettable to contribute to the EPIC song that is this wonderful life. 

All my love and gratitude to the modern, indomitable Miss Anne Frank…who, I fervently believe with all my heart, would have LOVED THIS MEME.

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babies of mine

Inane Muff Fact #7268: Two of our three children, both girls — Betsy and Annie — were conceived, four years apart, within the cozy, twee, charming, faux-snow-covered walls of this Swiss Chalet-themed motel in Anaheim, California…just mere steps from THE MAGIC GODDAMNED KINGDOM.

Delightfully, both daughters grew up into FUNNY, FABULOUS, FIERCE, FEMINIST Disney Princesses who will KICK ASS, TAKE NAMES, and RULE THE FUCKING WORLD. I love and admire them both WITHOUT END.

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You know, I don’t like to think of myself as a KINGSLAYER.

I prefer the term “FIRST-CITIZEN STABMASTER.”

I believe very fervently in community-building, so let’s all come together, Mein Poppets.

ALL ARE WELCOME to take a stab at it.

Come on, now…don’t be shy.

Step right up and grab a dagger.

Don’t cost nothin’.

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My BRILLIANT, BEAUTIFUL sisters — Miss Nadya Ginsburg and Miss Selene Luna. I LOVE THESE BROADS WITH ALL MY FAT, BLACK HEART.

There are MANY Framilies in the world…but, goddamnit, THIS ONE is MINE.

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truth

Mmm-hmm.

Thas right, you dumb triflin’ muthafuckas.

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girls

And, while we’re on the subject of GIRL POWER.

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you can’t handle the truth

Inane Muff Universal Observation #722: When you have cherished married friends who are separated…there is one surefire way to definitively know that either one or the other has officially lawyered up and filed for divorce:

SOMEBODY’S FACEBOOK SUDDENLY and INEXPLICABLY GOES BYE-BYE.

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her

If there is ONE THING that bewilders and confounds me, it is women who will occasionally do what I call, “Bumping Up Against Me” — a quick cultural coup-count/test joust to see if I will compete with them for Queen Beeship. HA! Without exception, they are ALWAYS left disappointed…as I HAVE never and WILL never participate in such pointless, ridiculous, unhelpful, estrogen-fueled Reindeer Games. In fact, I DO NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND THEM. They are literally BEYOND MY MEAGRE COMPREHENSION. 

Look, I don’t give a shit about Girl Hierarchy or MY RANKING IN IT. Believe me, it’s hard enough to do battle against both A VERY REAL SYSTEMIC PATRIARCHAL POWER STRUCTURE IN PLACE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME and MYOWNFUCKINGSELF. To bump up against other women in a pathetic attempt to test the size of their BIG SWINGIN’ OVARIES? I just don’t get the point.

I do, however, find the tendency SO GODDAMNED DESPICABLE and REPUGNANT and PATENTLY AGAINST EVERYTHING THAT I STAND FOR, that, mark my words, if you try it with me, no matter how cleverly subtle you think you are being…I WILL SMELL IT ALL OVER YOU. I probably won’t even call you out on it, as it would most likely fall on deaf, double-pierced ears, and, hey…you already know you are doing it, anyway, right? In fact, I will probably just flash you a dazzling smile, right then and there and every single time I see you out and about thereafter, in perpetuity. I never did much like a public scene. But, trust me, sister…YOU’RE OUT.

With that said, I am VERY fortunate in this life to be surrounded by SO many powerful, extraordinary women — and to be part of such a fierce, delightful coterie of creative broads who collaborate, love, support, and inspire each other…and who, instead of RUTHLESSLY COMPETING in an attempt to TAKE OTHER WOMEN DOWN, instead CHAMPION and CELEBRATE each other’s dreams, talents, victories, and successes. Women who get that, if we stick together, help and support each other, and are willing to work hard for it, we can ALL SUCCEED.

And, WHY THE FUCK NOT?

I treasure them all endlessly — THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE — am eternally grateful for their support and belief in me, love them with ALL my wicked, wicked heart…and will be there for them, singing their brilliant praises, UNTIL THE BITTER GOTTDAMNED END. Count on it.

Empowered women EMPOWER WOMEN.

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dv

After randomly reading about her whilst still a teenager growing up in Fresno, California…looking back now, from the perch of A Certain Age, I can say with all certainty:

SHE CHANGED MY FUCKING LIFE.

Because of Miss Diana Vreeland, I no longer had to (impossibly and futilely) strive to be THE PRETTIEST GIRL in the world. After reading about DV…my ambition became striving to become THE MOST FIERCE and FABULOUS. She was, in every sense of the word, MY LIBERATOR.

When I heard they were making a documentary about her grand and glorious and GAMECHANGING life a few years ago, I demanded to see it with both my husband AND my gusband flanking me in the dark theatre. I LITERALLY BELLY CRIED FROM THE FIRST FRAME TO THE LAST.

I am who I am today…because of Miss Diana Vreeland.

NEVER FORGET: You don’t owe SHIT…to ANYONE.

“You don’t have to be pretty. You don’t owe prettiness to anyone: not your boyfriend/spouse/partner, not your coworkers, especially not random men on the street. You don’t owe it to your mother; you don’t owe it to your children. You don’t owe it to civilization in general. Prettiness is not a rent you pay for occupying a space marked “female.” ― The MAGNIFICENT Diana Vreeland

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