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From my AWESOME Number Two Gusband — The FIERCE, FABULOUS, ELEGANT Boy From Detroit, Joe Fitrzyk. He is generous, brilliant, and, apparently, PSYCHIC. Thank you, Joey Fitz! I LOVE YOU!

From The Archives:

http://muffybolding.com/2010/08/24/please-dont-wake-me-no-dont-shake-me-leave-me-where-i-am-im-only-sleeping/

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sons

Non-Negotiable Rule of Feminism #2: 

Honey, you can raise all the FIERCE, FEARLESS, FEMINIST girl children in the world…but, if you also unleash a son who is a SEXIST, MISOGYNISTIC, PATRIARCHAL PRICK WITH MEAN MINDLESS MAN MEAT DANGLIN’ BETWIXT his ENTITLED LEGS and NOTHIN’ AT ALL DANGLIN’ BETWIXT HIS DOUCHELORD EARS…in a Universal sense, you pretty much cancel the SHEER AWESOMEOSITY of your girl OUT.

In other words…as parents who have been charged with the sacred, vital task of raising decent, kind, enlightened human beings to people the planet — just know that you will be DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the unimaginable suffering of others, PARTICULARLY WOMEN and GIRLS. 

In other words…you had ONE FUCKING JOB…and YOU FUCKING FAIL.

‪#‎getwiththemotherlovingprogram‬
‪#‎girlstothefront‬

“We’ve begun to raise daughters more like sons… but few have the courage to raise our sons more like our daughters.”
― Gloria Steinem

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brunch bitches

DELIGHTFULLY DELICIOUS Drag Queen Bingo with my FAVORITE BRUNCH BIATCH, Miss Jackie Beat!

‪#‎therearemanygusbandsintheworldbutthisoneismine‬

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brunch love

Attending Sunday Drag Queen Bingo Brunch in Burbank in order to eat stacks of pancakes, fistfuls of bacon, and see MY TWO TRUE LOVE — Miss Jackie Beat! — with MY ONE TRUE LOVE — Gregory!

‪#‎cutejewboy‬
‪#‎fingeredunderthetable‬
‪#‎luckyslut‬

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hot

When I am at Starbucks placing the order for my usual — a large soy latte — when the barista inevitably asks me, “Would you like that iced or hot, Miss?”, I ALWAYS look them straight in the eye and answer, “Hot. LIKE ME.”

Then they inevitably belly laugh in surprise and delight and I add, “Honey, when you’re old and fat and a COMPLETE piece of ass like I am, you can TOTALLY say that, too. Trust me, I’ve earned it, Darling. I AM FUCKING HOT.”

‪#‎oldbitchesruletheworld‬
‪#‎oldbroadstothefront‬

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old cherub

Other than the TRUE LOVE and DEVASTATING STYLE and WIT with which you are CONSTANTLY surrounded…the very best thing about being a FAGHAG is the UNIMAGINABLY FABULOUS GIFTS that are so thoughtfully and generously bestowed upon you…JUST BECAUSE.

Thank you, Adrian Alvarez!

I LOVE IT and YOU WITH ALL MY WICKED, WICKED HEART!

‪#‎luckyslut‬
‪#‎couldyounotdie‬
‪#‎gorgeousvictorianbrooch‬
‪#‎freshwaterpearl‬
‪#‎semipreciousstones‬
‪#‎thembitchesknowbrooches‬
‪#‎angeliccherubim‬
‪#‎unlikeme‬
‪#‎antiquefattie‬
‪#‎JUSTLIKEME‬

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now

“Why are you stingy with yourselves? Why are you holding back? What are you saving for—for another time? There are no other times. There is only now. Right now.” — George Balanchine

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hrc110816

Oh, trust me, Mein Poppets:

IT’S FUCKING COMING.

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father

“Father of mine
Tell me how do you sleep
With the children you abandoned
And the wife I saw you beat
I will never be safe
I will never be sane
I will always be weird inside
I will always be lame
Now I am a grown man
With a child of my own
And I swear I’m not going to let her know
All the pain I have known.” 

— Art Alexakis, Everclear

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nicky

“I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I’ll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and… walk in and see and, uh… if you don’t have my money for me, I’ll… crack your fuckin’ head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I’m comin’ out of jail, hopefully, you’ll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I’ll split your fuckin’ head open again. ‘Cause I’m fuckin’ stupid. I don’t give a fuck about jail. That’s my business. That’s what I do.” — Nicky Santoro, “Casino”

#siciliansarethewhoresoftheworld
#siciliansarethegriftersoftheworld
#iamsicilian

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