I will be on location in San Francisco for the next few days on a shoot for Disney, immediately followed by the gala screening of our new film in Los Anheles on Thursday night. If I wasn’t such a pathetic piece of motley Sicilian trash, I might feel almost swanky, goddamnit.
I shall, of course, be attending said screening in my salty, faded, 17 year old Chuck Taylors best; those magical green Cinderella slippers have carried this little Fresno working class girl to wondrous places in this life that are beyond anything I could’ve possibly imagined. They are as old as my firstborn child…and very nearly as precious. Sarah Jessica Parker and her size 8 Jimmy Choo’s can kiss my fat ass.
Anyway, email will probably be sketchy at best, so to anyone awaiting correspondence from my NO-talent self, I beg your most indulgent patience…while offering up my most fervent mea culpa until which time that I return.
And now…if you’ll excuse me, Dear Friends, it’s back to The Moveable Feast. There are many confectionary treats these old green shoes and I have yet to taste.
See you on the other side.
About muffybolding
Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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